Our time in Turkey was broken down as follows:-
22 nights in 13 different beds.
52.5 hours travelling by bus.
8 bus companies used.
6 hours travelling by car.
2 car rental companies used.
2100 miles approximately covered.
3 fingernails broken.
28 mosquito bites.
10 kg of weight lost.
48 gallons of sweat perspired.
2 dodgy electrical installations.
1 scorpion.
1 civilian with a holstered gun in a restaurant.
0 arguments between us.
Suckered once by Mehmet!